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Dogodki

Leta 666 se je zgradila Vegova.

Zgradilo se je Satanovo carstvo.

Rojstva

Rodil se je Lovro,Karin,M.Kastelic.

666 v povezavi s Satanovim carstvom

666 je stevilka Satana,Lovrota,Karin in M.Kastelica.

Lovro je požrl 666 vegovcev, Karin je sestavila 666 testov, potalala je 666 neg. ocen, M.Kasteličev mainframe supercomputer ima 666 Ghz,Vegova stoji že 666 biljonov let in Lovro je star 666 let.

Lovroizem

Ta vera ni "vandalizem" kot pravijo mnogi, ki ne poznajo njenih bistvenih načel. Ta vera se je razvila na Vegovi in je namenjena osveščanju ljudi o nevarnosti, ki se vedno bolj širi in vsak dan požira vedno več duš. Lovroizem ima nekaj pravil, ki zmanjšajo možnost izgube duše k Lovrotu, če se jih le držimo:

1. Ne vpišite se ali hodite na Vegovo. 2. Obesite si česen in križe na vrata in po stanovanju. 3. Zažgite vsa matematična gradiva in ne rešujte kakršnihkoli matematičnih nalog. 4. Če poznate kogarkoli z imenom Karin ali Lovro SE JIH IZOGIBAJTE (ali ubite - nisem odgovoren) 5. Nikoli ne pišite imen Lovro,Karin ali Kastelic razen z podobnim namenom kot jih zdaj pišem jaz.

Karin(levo), Lovro(desno)->[1] Lovro->[2]

Lovrotova biblija

(razumljiva le privržencem lovroizma)

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Znana dejstva

Karin je Lovrotova mati. Lovro se je rodil na Vegovi. Lovro planira world domination. Kastelic mu je sestavil supercomputer. Lovro je evil mastermind mindcontroller. Če bo kdaj apokalipsa, bo kriv Lovro.

Lovrotova pesem

(izvorno besedilo - Big Foot Mama - oni vedo)

Čaku je Lovro čaku vsak dan v Vegovi svoj lajf prežvel dol v klet' se je rodil

Pobijal je Lovro pobijal vsak dan Uencč je zapiral v klet poslov v pekel jih živet

Karin mu je nesla nesla mu domov Trupla mrtvih vegovcev da lohk jih je sežgov

Rad bi bil močen rad bi zavzel svet Ne da se mi več frutka žret Ne da se mi v zibki žvet

Rad bi bil Satan rad bi razstrelu svet Apokalipso hočm jst začet Svet hočm v roki met

Že nasledno noč v klet je šu sam Gradit je šu mašino Da odpru bi astral

A sreča ni bla dolga je Satan skoz pršu Analno ga nategnu ga naredu svojo kurbico

Nič mu ni blo jasn blo mu je hudo Da v peklu se bo cvru in fistu svojo mtko

A on bi bil z mamo rad bi doma bil spet Satan ga je zajebu spet a Karin ga je rešla spet

Rad bi mel slavo vegovce bi žru spet a Satana more zdj krotit ker ga hoče spet ubit

Čaku je spet Lovro čaku vsak dan Čaku na priložnost da svet zavzel bo sam

Napisu je le pismo ker šanse ni bilo Na Vegovi se je ubesu a nategnu se je ful hudo

Ker je nesmrten in ne more se ubit Na Vegovo gre spet strašit s familijo gre folk morit

Rad bi bil močen Rad bi razstrelu svet Hotu sm vse zase met Hotu sm vse zase met

Rad bi mel nadvlado rad bi se smeju spet A karin me je zaprla spet Znoru bom ker sm ujet

Piše na tablo in teste dela v klet' Še sam ne more seb vrjet Da v ziblki se gunca spet